sodamnrelatable:

“Go wash the dishes!”

“Go take out the garbage!”

“Go fold the clothes!”

“Go make me coffee!”

“Go do the laundry!”

“Go hang the clothes!”

“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”

via sodamnrelatable

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crayolaoctopus:

no one knows what it means…it’s provocative!

fourstaar:

jerryjackson:

xtuffx:

Laughing so hard

Best start to a morning, ever!

the driver’s called Johnny…

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flyingscotsman:

Pow, right in the kisser.

flyingscotsman:

Pow, right in the kisser.

(via 4derps)

slashbonjovi:

Im so addicted with this song, just pure beauty.

Slash ft. Adam Levine-Gotten 

tyrawanks:

italian cruise ship captain francesco schettino began his new  job as a bus driver yesterday

tyrawanks:

italian cruise ship captain francesco schettino began his new job as a bus driver yesterday

(via smellsliketourettes)

I’m 18 today Tumblr.